Photo Credit — Remington Write / St. Nicholas Avenue, Harlem, USA

You’re More Resilient Than You Think

And not nearly as bright

You’ve got it backward there, Pumpkin. You’re laying awake nights pointing your massive intellect in the direction of our coming apocalypse. Save the oxygen (we’ll need it).

If you’ve come this far without breaking any bones or enduring major surgery or coming through to the other side of serious chemotherapy, well, first…