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Totally Meaningless Actions

My contortions to assuage my conscience knowing full well that I’m doing squat to “Save the Planet”

Don’t get me wrong here. I’m no Junie Come Lately to the whole Reuse, Recycle, Reduce do-si-do. This is the kid who couldn’t sleep after reading in her second-grade Weekly Reader that Canada geese were going extinct. Hell, I was hugging trees before it…