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Time for the Baby Jane Alert?

In what universe is this appropriate footwear for a 64-year-old?

File this under the heading of When TF Are You Going to Act Your Age?! (Does never work for you?)

Way back when I was only 61, I was fussing over this dumb-ass issue with a friend. Here we are three years later and still no Baby Jane Alert from Joanne, so I guess I’m in the clear…




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