Three words: American-sized portions. I take food home because I can't possibly finish that mile-high pile o'dinner.

It's so refreshing to eat where the portion is exactly the right size for one meal.

Where do I find these portions? Usually French or Asian restaurants here in New York. NOT Italian restaurants!

This piece is hilarious and depressingly right on the money, Jill.

If I didn't already live on an island off the coast of America, I'd be furiously trying to get dual citizenship and get TF out of here!