Photo Credit — Victor Dam / Wikimedia Commons / Eroni’s Circus, New South Wales, Australia

Reward Me!

I want the gold star AND the pony for doing what is expected.

What did I do today? What? Are you kidding?!

Not only did I help with the laundry — while keeping a close eye on the work emails — but I also put away all the pans and bowls from my partner’s grand homemade granola-making extravaganza and made the bed. It gets better. I took out the trash. I even added another set of…

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Writing because I can’t not write. Remington.Write@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/RemingtonWrite

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Remington Write

Remington Write

Writing because I can’t not write. Remington.Write@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/RemingtonWrite

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