Nothing Hurts Today!
(Am I dead?)
I must one of the lucky ones. Other than period cramps that would make a Navy Seal cry I hadn’t experienced much in the way of chronic pain in my charmed existence. Ok, yeah, there was that little bout with an autoimmune disorder that landed my sorry backside in Bellevue Hospital for two weeks back in ’04, but for the most part, I’ve enjoyed embarrassingly good health.