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Meet My New Bestie…

How me and my mute button are cleaning things UP!

How did I miss this feature? This is brilliant. Of course, me and my mute button are busy little suckers every day. There are countless unreadable piles of words that really don’t need to ever hit my brain box. I almost can’t even begin to list all the crap I don’t need to see here daily.

But I’ll try

• Anything that has a number: Ten ways to do this, Nineteen tried and true methods for, Six strategies for…and so on. The minute I see numbers in a title, I’m moving right on by. Zero interest and now when I see someone’s name associated repeatedly with that tedious, uninteresting crap my new bestie, the mute button, handles the situation for me.
• Anything about making money, making more money, how much money you made, how much money anyone made on this platform. How much more loudly do I need to shout: I DON’T CARE?!
• This one’s a combo loser: anything with numbers that purports to tell me how well or how poorly you’ve done in your first — take your pick of time frames: days, weeks, months — on this platform. Again, do not care. Keep it up and meet the fury of my mute button.
• And you know-it-all guru-types? Yes, you. Specifically, that insanely prolific one who managed to slap a glaring…