I was all set to tell you to move into the city except then I remembered the red-tailed hawk landing on my fire escape and scaring the bejesus out of the doves.

FWIW, without coyotes and dumb drunks in camo hunting the deer you wind up with outsize populations and - this part of the world - lots more deer ticks.

Lyme disease is a real dick!

Watch your dog, sister.