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I Tamed Twitter with Birds

And Facebook with Cats

I have the distinction of having been one of the first thousand or so to line up and board that questionable online leaky vessel, Facebook in 2004, while also being among the last thousand or so to hold my nose and join Twitter in 2019. Long after I joined the Book of Faces and long before trying out my Tweets, I’ve been hearing what cesspools they are. What repositories for the…