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Great News, Proud Boys!
Now you can take those guns somewhere other than Walmart
Calling all you big strong men who need to carry your sidearms and assault weapons when you go for an oil change or to pick up tampons for the Missus.
We got just the place for you to finally Prove That You’re A Real Man.
It’s called the International Legion and from what I’ve read in The Paper of Record they’re none too picky about who they accept into their ranks. That’s right, Jerry, that little trafficking arrest won’t be a problem when you get to Ukraine. And you can leave that M-16 home with Jerry, Jr. because your tax dollars have gone ahead of you to make sure you’ll be outfitted with only the latest and best in weaponry once you’re on the front lines in Bakhmut.
So kiss the Missus goodbye, assure the little ones that you’ll be back in time for Christmas after making the world Safe For Democracy.
What?
You’re talking crazy talk, Jer. No one here needs you to guard the home front. It’s not as if you and the fellas are going to be sitting around Stonewall Jackson Elementary School in case of some nutcase with a gun showing up.
You do realize that there is a significant number of God-fearing, tax-paying folks who consider you and the fellas to be…
