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Go For Broke, Joe!
Ya’ll are going to lose anyway so you may as well
Time to face reality, Joe. The ranks of those Vote-Blue-No-Matter-Who-sers are thinning. No matter what your aides are telling you, the Democrats are going down. You are going down. And, let’s be super clear about this, Joe: ya’ll got it coming.
Similar to the man behind the curtain who made some well-placed phone calls and dangled some juicy carrots to get your butt into that chair in the Oval Office, you came into your current position with all the benefits of a Democratic House and Senate. Hell, you even had about six days of a liberal-leaning SCOTUS. You blew it all. Just like he did.
Care to know your current approval rating, Joe? 36%.
This could be interpreted as being bad news, I know. But hear me out. This is your golden, once-in-a-century opportunity to destroy the Republicans and set the Democrats onto the road to glory.
Have an aide take notes here, Joe. You don’t want to miss out on this one.
Since it’s abundantly clear that the Dems are going to have their heinies handed to them in the midterms and beyond there’s only one thing to do.
Find that dusty pad of executive orders and go to town. Remember, Joe, you are — theoretically, anyway — the Most Powerful Leader in…
