Getting Over

Our universal drive to get away with shit

Photo Credit — Nick Youngson / The Blue Diamond Gallery

About a month ago I got a text alert on my phone while I was at work:

Did you attempt to withdraw $400 from the ATM at xxxxx?

No, I texted back, NO!

Immediately the fraud detection unit of my bank called to confirm that wasn’t my withdrawal that just happened at an ATM in Jersey City. Someone…