F**k Summer!

What’s so great about sweating?

Hell is a NYC subway platform in the summer — martindavid WikiCommons

Update: I wrote this last summer long before we had a total non-winter in 2019/20 followed by our current global pandemic in which all bets are off. No telling what we’re up against this summer but I expect I’ll be indoors with the shades drawn for most of it. No Coney Island this year, friends.